Priceless

holy shit. gmail is nice but I didn't know it's that high in demand.

Damn you David

Ok, I totally have this song stuck in my head and I have no idea how it goes. I just have an idea of this song on repeat.

So yesterday I got to ride/drive around in this huge van with no windows on the sides of it and I was almost thrown through the window. It figures the one time I don't put my seatbelt on.

Then I was at McDonalds talking to a friend; she was in her car and I was in mine. I saw some guy back right into her car.

And then when I was driving home, this guy totally cut me off and only had like two inches that saved him. Forget hurting himself from the car hitting, I would have kicked his ass.

How to have successful Saturday, or Good Fun 101

1. Kick hack
2. Smoke
3. Watch cartoons
4. Smoke
5. Lay cards
6. Smoke
7. Order pizza
8. Smoke
9. Play xbox

I laughed so hard I think I ripped my jaw apart

Ok, I heard of this awhile ago and it sparked my vain curiosity. What people were doing was opening their music program, putting it on random and writing down the first 10 songs played. Obviously a ploy to get other people to think they were cool. So I did it. And here's what mine were:

1) What I got - Sublime
2) Drift Away - Caroline Spine
3) Caverone - Red Hot Chili Peppers
4) Lost Cause - Beck
5) Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
6) Cloud Nine - The Profit$
7) Gotta Get Thru This (acoustic) - Daniel Beddingfield
8) Escaflowne Theme
9) Crawling in the Dark - Linkin Park
10) Clean - Incubus

Doesn't that just prove how awesome I am?

taking it for team me

Desperation is so unappealing. But I'm going to play up the pain as the cause...

Hey, I had four teeth ripped out of my head the other day. Good times. My cheeks are stained a beautiful color of greenish-yellow because of the bruise. And, well, it hurts.

So in an attempt to relieve my pain (without having to suffer more pain due to dry sockets) I had my roommate smoke and blow it at me while I inhaled madly through my nose.

This did not work.

But I'm a trooper and as a trooper, I was going to make it work. After talking other options through with my roommate and an observer, we came up with a brilliant plan (probably one of the stupidest things ever thought of). I used my resources and ignored my better judgement and attempted to hit the bowl through my nose.

Success.

I spent the remainder of the evening floating, pain free.

kickin' it

I think hack should be a sponsored sport. I'm not exactly sure how it would work yet, but cheerleading is a sport so I'm sure something could be figured out.

not a fucking test

test. test. this is a test...test? what's the point of writing something more than once to see if it worked? I mean honestly, you just have to write "lkdsjfodirj" or something cause who's going to see it anyway? By the time you've got it working, you can go back and delete your little test.