accent theory to get men laid

last night i actually saw the accent theory in practice. sure it was on tv, but it worked. this guy who was super hot and spoke with a british accent admitted he was from some loser state and was faking the speech. and suddenly i just didn't find him as attractive.

so gents, lie. it works.

as defined by mary

internet friends are people you meet online and then move in with

in case you wondered...

i wouldn't reccommend staying up all night long and then going to work for 13 hours. not a good time and it's only been 2 ours at work.

we already have stairs

it is my belief that elevators were created for one thing and one thing only

hotel management tends to disagree

words to live by

time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time