as the kids say "i'm down with that"

thanks to free time and this site, i have a new favorite word to use at work while making fun of tourists:

prostitot n 1. an under aged girl who acts and/or dresses like a prostitute.

did I ever do something like that?

the other night, jammin and i were sitting in his jeep talking when these three really loud girls about 17 come walking rather quickly to their car park right next to us.

"COME ON ashley! we've got to go! the cops are coming!"
"oh my gosh, i peed my pants.ohhhh."
"ASHLEY! get your purse! come on!"

ashley apparently was walking across the parking lot.

the driver, who seemed to have some bladder issues, saw us sitting in the jeep and apologized for...well, i'm not really sure and doubt she knows. ashley soon joined them and the driver started up her car and threw it into drive.

only to hit a foot high curb right in front of her car.

triple

last night, i made it to third base. and then i had to wait. that sucks, to get all worked up, ready to go and then have to just chill out for awhile before you can score. but jammin saved the night and made sure i got to home base just fine.

unpleasant stubble

boys, i'll let you in a little secret. shave.

i'm more of a frosted mini-wheats kind of girl...

elmo: oh! did you hear the guy who did the voice of tony the tiger died?
killer: that's GRRREAT!

pink is one of my favorite colors....

the other night i had a dream i was on a blind date. and the guy i was meeting ended up being a flamingo. being the snob i am, i was not interested. but being the kind hearted person i am, i let him buy me a drink anyway.

naturally, he bought me a bright pink and white layered drink. i could tell he was trying to bring out his colors for me, thought it a little cheesy, but tried it anyway. it was fantastic!

while i finished my drink, he was so charming and fun, i had to ask myself if i could see me dating a flamingo. i thought making out would be a little weird, but we would be an exciting, fun couple if we did date.

i woke up before i made a decision.

you oughta know

so i was in starbucks this morning selling my soul, and picked up jagged little pill the acoustic version. it's kind of surreal. these songs with a non-screaming alanis?

how odd.

chewy is my fav

may the farm be with you

per phone conversation with jesus p.

jp: so, they found jackson not guilty
killer: are you serious?
jp: yeah, they just announced it
killer: wow, that's stupid.
jp: yeah
killer: i mean, like seriously stupid. now he's like the oj simpson of our generation
jp: um, oj simpson is the oj simpson of our generation
killer: well, that just shows what our generation knows.

tainted love

so i got bored and created a playlist called 'story' based on titles only -

my best friend
#1 crush
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
this could be love
a girl like you
marry me
talk show host
lovefool
long way down
the end with you

faking it

so for christmas, my dad knew what i was getting him. he picked it out and said 'buy this for me for christmas'. not a lot of surprise involved.

i thought that sucked for him then. so i bought a movie to wrap with the down jacket he wanted. when he opened it just said 'well...this is...different'.

what the hell? i was enthusiastic about all the gifts i received, even if i felt less than ecstatic. he couldn't just pretend it was his heart's desire? i mean, he had no problem lying about santa.

reason why elmo is the coolest

"and they had note pads over the pay phones. i mean, that just blew my mind. it was the coolest rest stop ever."

richard cheese

yesterday, i saw something that not many people can say they've seen. i saw davey put horse cheese in his mouth. and i don't mean curds and whey from horse milk. i mean freshly picked.

i may need some time to sort out my feelings on this one.