but walmart is ok, right?

after he learned how my sister and i acquired my new skirt...

jammin: "KILLER! we will never be so poor we have to steal from kmart. for shame."

blow harder damn it!

for some reason when it's windy, i feel restless. i spend more time staring out the window at the bending trees than working at my computer like a good little drone should.

mix that with incubus and nothing is getting done

on my drivers license

it reads:

UNDER 21 UNTIL 07-21-05

happy motha-truckin birthday to me

so not that '70s show

i'm going to country thunder with my sister on wednesday and saturday.

come on, we're gonna hang out in cowboy hats and sing country music with a bunch of hicks while staring at tim mcgraw. hel-lo? how could that not be a good time?

mazel tov

whenever someone i don't really know makes a joke about judaism, i tell them my father is a rabbi.

i let them look shameful and appologize for a couple of minutes before i reveal he's really a methodist phone repair man.

i have to admit

i read this comic and realized how much i miss getting drunk and watching boys make out.

but i would have looked so cool

it was mine. all mine. $50 a month taken right out of my paycheck. no hassle. and then she stole it from me.

well. i guess i don't really need a moped anyway.

for the girls out there

is anyone else wondering why they started puting targets on these things?

softball goals for tonight:

• get a base hit
• only walk 2 girls at the most (no guys cause they get the extra base)
• don't lose by more than 15

please don't tell my roommate... she'll eat all my cake

things to do on a summer saturday:

• sleep in until 1 (12+ hours)
• start drinking with a friend at 2 (god bless cody)
• bake a cake (devil's food, dark chocolate frosting with cool whip for those who choose)
• watch a movie (boondock saints and part of basket ball diaries)
• walk to the park and decided that was enough physical exertion for the day (but still worth it)
• do laundry (for free at the rents)
• hang out with jammin and one of his friends (i may inherit a new couch!)
• decided to go to sleep (not really tired...)
• exert yourself physically (numerous times, in numerous rooms...)
• actually sleep

how better to celebrate?

what a sense of freedom one becomes infused with when one walks out of their job on the busiest weekend in the last ten years.

happy independance day indeed.