pure evil

i would have expected better kissing skills from a married man

July 21, 1984

happy birthday to me

funny

one of my favorite jokes from toothpaste for dinner:

Q: How do you know when a lead guitarist has finished his solo?

A: When he is laying on the ground begging for his life, and you empty your gun into his talentless body.

am I just completely fucking clueless?

What the fuck? Is there anyone else who wants to inform me of some important issue?

i had no idea

Why didn't someone tell me Alanis Morissette was really a man?

think before you speak

"It tastes really awesome until you swallow, and then it's just bad."