can I quote you on that?

I don't remember much from last Saturday... but I do remember writing what this guy was saying and thinking "that is one of the most stoney statements I have ever heard".

fuck work

The last couple of days have sucked in the worst way possible. Like, we're not talking about a $50 blow job. We're talking about $2 sucky-sucky performed by one of those stupid weasel things in Dreamcatcher.

stupid girl thought for the day:

Is he trying to say my wrists are fat?

Too freaking hill-AR-ious

It's so great when you call a guy "little sally sandwich maker" and he agrees. Not only did he agree to that but I can actually quote him as saying "I think I might need some eyeshadow and lipgloss too".

fucking yay

one of the reasons I will marry Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Theory of Dating

As explained by David over the phone last night when I was really smoked so I mapped it all out and this is what I got:

(A x B) + benefits ‡ Dating

3 hours wasted

In the Buckle of all places. It was so trendy I wanted to puke.

But don't worry. I went directly to state street and hung out with dirty, smelly hippies to make up for it.

that's dedication

I love smoking like a fat kid loves cake.

Randomness is healthy

So I realized the other day. I could be a writer. I would just be a bad one.

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"When it comes to partying, no one gets down like people in recovery." You're a wise man Stuart.

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Overheard:

"That's handy! You don't even have to take them off to go to the bathroom."

Sometimes...

I really need to learn when to shut up.

It's not so bad when it's just something that give others an opportunity to rip on me (discussion of road head). But when I go and open my mouth about a situation that I know nothing about and really is none of my business...aww geeze.

Sorry.

Connect the dots la la la la

I got to play with markers yesterday. And I'll prolly do it again today. Ha.

The manager at the apt building I live in is a total crotch. I can't wait to move. (Really it's cause I know we'll have manly men helping us...shhh)

So corel just decided to eat my map. The bast'd. Now I have to start all over again. Again!

So this is random huh?

Yesterday got better

But mostly because I smoked and drank.

Today is a shitty day

Shitty shitty shitty. As in really fucking bad already. And I've only been awake for an hour and a half. I betting it will get worse before it's over.