go here and buy things

i love threadless

what's up?

how many freaking times can someone listen to 4 non-blondes on repeat - live no less?
OVER A HALF HOUR!

and what does that do to the person in the next office over?
DRIVES THEM TO INSANITY!

what do insane people do?
DECIDE TO COME TO WORK WITH MY FREAKIN SHOTGUN!

ode to a caramel apple

the way you look—
white. crisp. juicy.
yet turn the other cheek
with it's smooth glistening aroma...
the way you tease—
sticky and slick
until i can stand no more,
take the bait and
bite.
delicious.

an original poem written by kelly m, for kelly p, inspired by the snack i had

i guess that wasn't a b-flat

thud

like losing a toe

i got a hair cut and it's such a change for me. when i braid it, i seriously think about it like it's an amputated limb.

thought

maybe i should stop asking "is that a good thing?" when people tell me they're getting married.

porn and pots

have you ever read penthouse letters? well, go for it if you're a guy, but if you're a lady... it's not so hot. i mean you can only use the phrase "pussy juice" so many times before it loses all meaning. but if you're cooking dinner while kp sits on a lawn chair in the dining room and reads the stories out loud after you've both altered your reality... that's actually pretty fun.