text message conversations this morning or relief from soul sucking employment

jammin: how are you now?
killer: still bored. thinking bout all the better things i could be doing.
jammin: like us on a date.
killer: exactly! or saving the rainforest.

meshell: i never got it why old ladies like to hang shrubbery from their heads ?!
killer: why do they put the exclamation point and the question mark so far away from each other on the key board?
meshell: it's to show my crazy confusion for this observation.